Tenets

Any associate, solider, or capo of Muni Gang must be able to recite the tenets of Muni Gang from memory. 

1. RESPECT THE MUNI
Fix your divots. Repair your pitch marks. It's really not that hard when you hit two fucking greens all day.
2. DON'T TUCK IN YOUR SHIRT
This ain't the tour and this ain't the country club. For real, just hide the gut fellas. Belts are for chumps.
3. PLAY FAST
Nothing wrong with being shit at golf. Everything wrong with being slow at golf. Cut the Brian Harman waggles. As our fearless leader JD has said: "Grip it and Rip it".
4. RIP CIGS
Rip em after a birdie. Rip em after a par. And definitely rip em after a bogey. What's the worst that could happen? You get lung cancer? 
5. YUG BREWS
The best thing about an ice cold beer is that you can have 10 and there are no repercussions. Disclaimer: Sobriety is also tight. Keep on grinding King. 
6. ALL HAIL THE DON
John Daly has never done anything wrong in his entire life. It's been rumored that he hasn't had a drop of water since his first major. You can disrespect your muni gang leaders. You can disrespect your parents. Hell, you can even disrespect the pope. But you will never, ever, EVER, disrespect our lord and savior John Daly. Any John Daly slander will result in immediate excommunication from Muni Gang.